Valt Dizney

Valt Dizney is a private eye and the main protagonist of the Sailor Noir franchise. He is Walt Disney's lame knockoff. Born Valter Disnbjwscvdyhwkvxey in West Dakota in the year 231 BC, he was kicked out of the house by his family for his total bumbling incompetence, and became homeless, before finding a new calling as a private eye when he is recruited by The Cowboy.

His catchphrase is "What the fu--", as he always gets cut off before he finishes the sentence.

Appearances
Valt Dizney made his first appearance in the now non-canon video "SPECIAL NEEDS COWBOY GETS BOUGHT OUT BY DIZNEY", in which he buys the Captain Sailor channel.

His first canon appearance was in the first episode of Sailor Noir, in which he starts off as a random homeless man who stumbles upon a job as a private investigator, and ends up killing Ooga Booga. The episode was supposed to kick off a storyline in which Valt searches for the Hollywood diva Annie the Cat, however due to a dispute with the actor who plays Valt, the series was abruptly cancelled.

Valt Dizney appears only through stock footage in Sailor Noir 2: The Death of Dizney, in which he is bombed (and seemingly killed) while on vacation.

He is set to make his reappearance in the franchise with the upcoming reboot of Sailor Noir, beginning with Sailor Noir II: Crime Never Sleeps.