Raspberrect

Raspberrect is a mysterious soft drink invented by reclusive genius and notorious Nazi Party member John Wayne Hardin and briefly manufactured by the Coca-Cola Company in 1977, that received infamy for the bizarre and horrific side effects it caused. The only surviving record of its existence is a bizarre commercial featuring disturbingly sexual undertones produced to promote it in 1975, released in a damaged form on the Captain Sailor channel as RASPB-ERRECTWORLD"S STRONGEST ENRGYDRENK!!! MUST WANTCH 2017!!!

REVIVAL
After decades of being forgotten, Raspberrect was revived in a modified and extreme form known as MTX-80 by The Brothers Karamazov in the upcoming Sailor Noir II: Crime Never Sleeps.