Gay Cowboy

Gay Cowboy is a cowboy with sunglasses and an ever-increasing number of hats and gayness. His favorite movie ever is The Quick and The Dead (1987 not the 1995 one, his parents don't want him to watch the '95 one because it's rated R) He has poor volume control and radiates rays of gayness so powerful, everything within a mile radius of him becomes.

Trivia

He made Caillou gay, causing him to engage in homosexual activities with Chuck E Cheeses.

He has a funny voice

In "The Gayest Cowboy Ever" he squats and rubs his nipples, a move inspired by Salamander Man.

His real name is Dick Hardin and he is the great-grandson of notorious outlaw John Wesley Hardin and grandson of Nazi inventor of Raspberrect, John Wayne Hardin.

Him wearing lots of hats is similar to Seaman in "FUNY PRWANKS"